why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
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