My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
Randomize