I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
Randomize
