my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Everyone says I win the strip club
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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