why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
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