This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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