Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
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