Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize