I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I can't turn off my feet"
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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