i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
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