you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Drake has all the answers
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Randomize