I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
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