kristin has been a bad kristin
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
She's just so happy...and so naked.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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