I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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