I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
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