Whoa Z and x make the same sound
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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