remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
two words: eviction party
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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