Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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