Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
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