Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
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