The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
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