this just has baby written all over it
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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