i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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