I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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