I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Rumble strips road head = magical
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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