his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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