how can u be prego again
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
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