is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
is that a dick in a sweater?
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
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