So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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