Quick, to the slutcave!
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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