just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
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