Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
Randomize