what if I'm pregnant?
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I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
Text me some of your sweat
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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