; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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