omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
I party with great urgency now.
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