end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
My breasts were aching with rage.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
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