I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
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