just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
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