We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
You have to summon your inner elephant
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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