you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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