do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
no. you can't hotbox the world.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
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