Small penises have feelings too.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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