I just threw up on my dentist
I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
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