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She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
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