Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
and eventually we just all took our pants off
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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