I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
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