I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Randomize
