UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
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