just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
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