Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
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