I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
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