Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
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