But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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